Curse

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 22, 2006, 08:18 PM // 20:18

Pulls BFG 9000 out of pocket.
Looks around.
Puts BFG 9000 away.
Pulls out lightsaber.
Destroys weedwacker.
Hey pwnd, get a better weapon!
Sips beer.

I pwnd U · Aug 22, 2006, 08:22 PM // 20:22

*drops crowbar*
*grabs dual .44 Magnums*
*jumps behind bar*
*sips beer*
*fires at Sir and Doom*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 22, 2006, 08:25 PM // 20:25

Feels slight tingling sensation as bullets bounce off me.
Sips beer.

I pwnd U · Aug 22, 2006, 08:29 PM // 20:29

*sees Doom in body armor*
"HAX0R5!!!1!!!*
*throws up Flame Shield of Invinciblity*
*fires at doom*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 22, 2006, 08:30 PM // 20:30

Who's l33tspeaking now?
Sips beer.

I pwnd U · Aug 22, 2006, 08:31 PM // 20:31

you!
*ignites doom in flames*
*sips beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 22, 2006, 08:35 PM // 20:35

Good thing I'm immune to fire. Now I can ignite anyone I want to!
Turns to bartender.
A beer, please.
Bartender runs in panic of burning partron.
Grabs free vodka.
Crap, guess alcohol is flamable.
Puts self out.
Sips vodka.

I pwnd U · Aug 22, 2006, 08:39 PM // 20:39

*sips beer*
*watches bartender run around*
*laughs*
*shoots bartender*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 22, 2006, 09:05 PM // 21:05

Laughs at pwnds horrid accuracy.
Sees pwnd shoot himself in the foot.
Sips beer.

metalicagrl · Aug 22, 2006, 09:10 PM // 21:10

*walks in*
*sits down*
*ignores all fights and orders a beer*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 22, 2006, 09:13 PM // 21:13

Greets new person.
Takes 1 second to erase memory of new person's name.
Who are you again?
Sips beer.

heist23 · Aug 22, 2006, 09:16 PM // 21:16

*throws several cooked grenades at doomlord*
*tosses a pistol to the new person*

You're going to need that.

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 22, 2006, 09:18 PM // 21:18

Sees pwnd shoot heist and new person with his horrid accuracy.
Shrugs.
Sips beer.

metalicagrl · Aug 22, 2006, 09:22 PM // 21:22

*corrects doomlord*

HER horrid accuracy

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 22, 2006, 09:24 PM // 21:24

No no, pwnd is shooting you, but he's trying to shoot the bartender.

Sir Skullcrasher · Aug 22, 2006, 09:28 PM // 21:28

*sip beers*
*bring in pack of charrs into the bar*
*teach charrs to do flaming swords trick*

Doomlord_Slayermann · Aug 22, 2006, 09:31 PM // 21:31

Aggros Charr.
Activates Gladiator's Defense.
Owned.
Sips beer.

metalicagrl · Aug 22, 2006, 09:33 PM // 21:33

*ignores all fights again*
*sips beer*
*decides to watch what ppl r doing*
*watches what ppl r doing*

Paul Mahdi · Aug 22, 2006, 09:52 PM // 21:52

*Gets pissed that the original bar fight was closed*
*Aims for rats but finds none*
*Sits in the corner uncomfortably not knowing what to do*
*Punches Doomlord in the face with a chainsaw*
*feels better*

Tower city sounds fun

metalicagrl · Aug 22, 2006, 09:58 PM // 21:58

*puts glass on table*
*takes out a pistol and shoots glass*
*orders another beer waiting for ppl to fight*